Dedicated to John Boehner, Mitch McConnell, the Fox Gang, and Tea Partiers Everywhere.

(To be sung to the tune of Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, It’s Off to Work We Go)

We’re broke, we’re broke,
Your pension’s up in smoke,
Let’s rob the poor,
The rich need more!
We’re broke, we’re broke, we’re broke,

We’re broke, we’re broke,
The Pentagon is stoked,
Another war,
Who’s keeping score?
We’re broke, we’re broke, we’re broke,

We’re broke, we’re broke,
And if your mother croaks,
Your lunch ain’t free,
No one helped me!
We’re broke, we’re broke, we’re broke,

We’re broke, we’re broke,
Can’t help the little folk,
Wall Street needs shoes,
The banks can’t lose,
We’re broke, we’re broke, we’re broke,

We’re broke, we’re broke,
Your husband had a stroke,
Give him a hug,
Then pull the plug,
We’re broke, we’re broke, we’re broke,

We’re broke, we’re broke,
And when it’s time to vote,
Throw out those guys,
The wolves who cried:
We’re broke, we’re broke, we’re broke….